“there’s no evidence this character wears sock garters and shirt stays” nothing admissible in court no but circumstantially yes and the circumstances are he’s fancy and theyre sexy

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like hello???????? HELLO????????

*does a brief scroll through the tags like an environmentalist dipping litmus paper into water samples to check the health of local ecosystems*

id: fanart of across the spiderverse featuring miles, hobie, gwen and pavitr. they are in aaron's apartment in earth-42, silhouetted in full black against the harsh red of the window. miles is in the center, tied to the punching bag with his right hand sparking against his chains. gwen, pav and hobie are sticking to the punching bag, framing miles in defensive postures. everyone's eyes are illuminated brightly, giving off a feel of danger and anger. end id.ALT
id: closeup of miles's face. end id.ALT

teenagers scare the living shit out of me

"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude

owlpellet:
“owlpellet:
“going through my camera after a day out birding
”
i am usually annoyed when a post of mine goes semi-viral because of all the asinine commentary but every time this post circulates the notes are nothing but people talking...

going through my camera after a day out birding

i am usually annoyed when a post of mine goes semi-viral because of all the asinine commentary but every time this post circulates the notes are nothing but people talking about how much they love mourning doves or what their “all i saw today” bird was and tbh i read every tag

i love science-fiction world-building thus i spend a lot of time thinking about how things work in honkai star rail's universe that we will likely not get answered. does marriage matter? surely all these different cultures and planets have varying views on it. does space divorce exist? if you're travelling more than 180 standard galactic days do you have to file for taxes with some interstellar agency? are there any accords on space littering? how much standardization between systems is the IPC spreading in terms of credits, societal norms, trade? do you regulate the space between planets like it's international waters? how do you stay agnostic/atheist knowing aeons exist? are there holy scriptures dedicated to aeons? do priests debate aeonic signs in scientific journals or religious ones? who accredits universities and is a xianzhou degree valuable for short-lived species?

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

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it’s covered in the fucking ooze!!

You know what’s ironic? I thought you of all people would know not to judge a book by its cover.

Damn, okay, was not expecting Channing Tatum to motivate me to write today. But I’ll take it!

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jing yuan print for Anime Expo

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guess I am not immune to star rail after all......

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welcome aboard the astral express can i uhhhhhh take your order

[image is an illustration of the astral express crew piled up on top of each other: Himeko casually hoists Welt over her shoulder, who's squinting at a newspaper and pouring coffee into her cup. Dan Heng sits on Welt's back, deadpan and holding a giddy March in his lap, who's got Stelle balanced on her shoulder. Stelle is holding Caelus over her shoulder; both trailblazers look slightly confused. Pompom waves from the top.]

caydeus:
“An unpaid babysitter
”

An unpaid babysitter

why don't you get a big-eyed gloomy gay disaster dad who says "I'm proud of you and you are not alone" at your darkest moment and maybe you'll calm down

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